Hark! Enlightened under the frustrated glare of a Maths Methods teacher I found the ultimate enlightenment. Pretzel-Brain-ism - the discovery that life is not important, and that it is fine to ignore peoples ignorant superstition provided you can mimic such behavior without inteligent thought. In the course of this plight against common sense, I discovered a great mentor - which presented its self in the form of Amilia's erasor, being a two sided object capable of being inscribed with the words “Yes” and “No”. In this great portal to the spirit world I found solution to every narrow minded, two sided question (the ony ones one should think of) I ever wanted to know, such as ‘sexuality, destiny, and weather or not I was in danger of having the maths teacher hit on me. And I saw, in a corridor of light, the ultimate goals that destiny holds - the prospect of becoming a receptionist or full-time aerobics instructor.

 In the fretful state of confusion, I discovered the Buddhism Four Noble Truths. Which are.
1. Existence is suffering.
2. Suffering has a cause
3. Which can be suppressed
4. The eight fold Path is the way to discover this.

 This brutal false advertisement led me to 16 destinations and 32 ways to interpret it - which made me think of Windows 95 - A 32 bit port of a 16 bit operating system, running on an 8 bit core compiled with 4 bit source code, made by a 2 bit company that doesn't like 1 bit of competition. That being wrapped up, I was happy to be on the astute side - knowing that the easiest way to experience Nirvana was to pop down to the record store and buy it, not all these farty pathways. Much better...

Anyway, If you read this far, I suggest you get out of this page now... There is more coming, millions of pages of pretzelism written by first class pretzel brains... Just in need of an editor who can make some legibility (if not sense) out of them...
 

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